Andrew the maintenance guy was very professional and nice! He took off his shoes and did a great job installing our microwave! Thanks Fuze and Andrew!!!!
Don’t lift a paintbrush. Don’t haul a single box. We buy Minneapolis & St. Paul houses in any condition — even with leftover belongings, deferred maintenance, or full-on "fixer-upper" status.
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Foundation cracks, roof leaks, failing furnace, sewer line backups, knob-and-tube wiring, ancient galvanized plumbing. None of it scares us. We buy houses that wouldn't pass a single FHA inspection.
Open permits from 2003, expired certificate of occupancy, condemned status, unfinished basement remodel, illegal additions. We can still write an offer and close.
Fire and smoke damage, flood damage, black mold, asbestos, lead paint, hoarder-grade interiors. We've bought houses through all of it — and we handle remediation post-closing.
Furniture, appliances, garbage, boxes from the move you started ten years ago, even an inoperable car in the driveway. Leave it. Disposal is on us.
The more detail we have up front, the more accurate the first offer. Pictures help — even rough phone pics from the doorway.
No need to clean. No need to move anything. We look at the condition exactly as you live in it (or exactly as it sits if it's vacant).
Our written offer is what closes. No repair credits, no last-minute price drop after the inspection. Close at a local title company in 7-14 days.
An agent listing means you fund the repairs to reach the retail buyer. That math rarely beats a direct as-is offer once you count the holding costs.
Honestly? We've bought houses with caved-in roofs, fire damage, hoarder conditions, raw sewage in the basement, and squatters still in residence. If you're embarrassed about the condition, that almost always means it's a great fit for us.
Our written offer is what closes. We don't 'inspect to renegotiate' — that's an agent-deal tactic. We absorb the repair risk when we sign. The only thing that changes our offer is finding out the property is in better condition than you described.
All fine. We handle remediation after closing. You're not on the hook for testing, disclosure work, or cleanup costs. We disclose what we find to our own future buyer when we resell.
Never. Cleanout, junk removal, disposal — all on us. Leave the place as messy as you need. We donate what's reusable, recycle what we can, and dump the rest. You walk away with the keys and the check.